Happy "Talk like a pirate day"

As a devout Pastafarian, I am obsessed with all things piratical. After all, one of the basic doctrines of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is that global warming is caused by the decline in pirates. Avast me hearties, 'tis September 19 today, and that means "talk like a pirate day" is back.

Argh!